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Last entry: 2026 · MAY · 20
"Most days the ship runs on tea and minor adjustments. Occasionally the compressor sings back."
SD 99201.6
MAY 20, 2026 · EARTH STANDARD
Site re-rigged. The homepage is now a portal. Two divisions became four — MUSIC, WRITING, INDUSTRIAL, HOLODECK — each with its own air. Found a zen garden hiding in a sub-folder; deployed it for visitors who wish to rake.
SD 99198.1
MAY 19, 2026 · EARTH STANDARD
Ener.co brand system entering Phase 1. Westcott palette confirmed (#01148A / #FF2A1B). Token files imminent. Coffee at acceptable levels.
SD 99195.0
MAY 18, 2026 · EARTH STANDARD
M1 Milford BMS API now reporting. Discovered a bypass valve that has been distorting flow readings for years. Past tonnage figures: suspect. Future tonnage figures: corrected. Compressor 1 still sad.
SD 99190.5
MAY 15, 2026 · EARTH STANDARD
Sailary reopened. The 2011 ocean expedition is being lifted from drydock and given a posterity site. Default base text is the September 2014 cut, not the original. The cat watched me edit.
SD 99182.0
MAY 12, 2026 · EARTH STANDARD
Buddhism & Things essay #4 (BAREFOOT) entered scaffold phase. Desert appears stable. Eight essays now in active rotation; two deployed; six in various stages of nascent.
SD 99172.0
MAY 5, 2026 · EARTH STANDARD
Buddha Game cutscene complete — 14 scenes plus title card. Cinzel Bold deployed for the inscription. Next: gameplay loop in the courtyard. Stand by for further dispatches from the Holodeck.
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